I was a home-schooled kid, living in the forest, and I didn't even have cable. I'm serious.
I write about my life and my own experience, but I also write about things that I have no knowledge of whatsoever.
I wanted to be a Priest at one point. I was pretty religious. I was an altar boy, and I was good at it. Then, I started meeting girls and I'm like 'You know, maybe I shouldn't be a Priest.'

