There is no definitive guidebook on how to pick the right partner, and even if there were, I'm way too dumb to write it.
“It's about businesses nervous about taking on school leavers because of a mass of red tape. It's about health and safety regulations and green fines.”
“I don't really do pranks any more. I have a laugh in the dressing room here, where it's safe, and the guys don't go to the papers and tell them what I've done.”