There is no definitive guidebook on how to pick the right partner, and even if there were, I'm way too dumb to write it.
“Higher income taxes are a razor guillotine poised to descend on the bare neck of prosperity.”
“Tape is wonderful at preserving evidence - fingerprints, hairs, fibers. Tape preserves this, especially on the sticky side, even if the body's been out there for a year.”