There is no definitive guidebook on how to pick the right partner, and even if there were, I'm way too dumb to write it.
“I would always love to be an athlete, but it's got to be a tough day when you have to hang up those cleats.”
“Romantic lovers require from each other at least the facade of reason: We desire to be what romantic love makes us appear in the other's eyes. We want to imagine we are deserving of the love we inspire.”