There is no definitive guidebook on how to pick the right partner, and even if there were, I'm way too dumb to write it.
I had my footballing heroes such as Bryan Robson and Diego Maradona but my dad was a rugby league star, and he was my real hero. But the relationship with my mum was rocky and we saw things that would affect any youngster.
I've never had a chance to go to the Finals, and I don't have a ring - and that would be the only thing that would get me to think about it.

