There is no definitive guidebook on how to pick the right partner, and even if there were, I'm way too dumb to write it.
“I think I'm a fun flatmate. I'm always cheerful. I go on tour with my band so it's 12 people on one bus and I feel like I'm the one who's happy in the morning. I'm not a chaotic person, but I might slack off on doing the dishes from time to time.”