I feel like if I'm going to give you a book about my dad, then I really want to give you my dad, because he is interesting and he is funny and if you're buying a book about him, I don't want you to have to sit through stuff that's not him.
“There's something really great and romantic about being poor and sleeping on couches.”
“Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.”