As I've explained to my wife many times, you have to kill your wife or mistress to get on the front page of the papers.
“I have crushed the cup of youth like a rose between my fingers but its nectar never warmed my weary heart.”
“I began with dance, doing ballet at 3, then tap, jazz, modern. Then I sang in church choirs, learned how to play clarinet and drums, sang with rock bands and only then did I get into musical theatre.”