As I've explained to my wife many times, you have to kill your wife or mistress to get on the front page of the papers.
“I don't like expensive things... I just can't help looking in a magazine for the splurge and the save.”
“You know, I was a kid when I went into 'Coronation Street' and I had an amazing time. I got some fantastic opportunities from Corrie and from 'Soapstar' and I'd never say they did anything other than help me.”