As I've explained to my wife many times, you have to kill your wife or mistress to get on the front page of the papers.
“Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.”
“I guess if you're lucky enough not to have to pay your rent, then you or I take much more seriously the kind of work that I do, what it takes for me to leave two teenagers of my own and six stepchildren and a husband and four grandchildren.”