When I went in, my editor said, 'I hope you don't think you're a writer.' And I said, 'I hope you don't think I'm a journalist.' And, uh, turned out we were both right.
I never felt like I belonged in Minnesota when I was growing up there. That's why I was out the door as soon as I turned 18.
The motto of chivalry is also the motto of wisdom; to serve all, but love only one.

