It is a tragedy of the world that no one knows what he doesn't know - the less a man knows, the more sure it is that he knows everything.
“Bleaching my hair for Two Moon Junction... my hair was fried and I looked like an idiot.”
“A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They'll blame the crowd, or the room was wrong, it had a weird vibe, or the promoter promoted a weird atmosphere.”