It is a tragedy of the world that no one knows what he doesn't know - the less a man knows, the more sure it is that he knows everything.
“However, the thought hit me that this was a pretty pathetic way to kick the bucket - being accidentally poisoned during a photo shoot, of all things - and I started weeping at the idiocy of it all.”
“Remember if people talk behind your back, it only means you're two steps ahead!”