Beautiful? It's all a question of luck. I was born with good legs. As for the rest... beautiful, no. Amusing, yes.
“I got a tiny part in a play, auditioned for another one and got that as well. Not only that, the first finished on the Saturday and the other started on the Monday which is like an actor's dream!”
“Millions of dollars' worth of advertising shows such little respect for the reader's intelligence that it amounts almost to outright insult.”