May this plain statement of facts prevail on the friends of the rising generation to interpose for their welfare; that the education of children may no longer be to parent and master a lottery, in which the prizes bear no proportion to the enormous number of blanks.
A holy day, after all, is a day for considering everything you otherwise think too little about.
In England, I'm a horror movie director. In Germany, I'm a filmmaker. In the US, I'm a bum.

