I am an on-and-off vegetarian. Sometimes on, mostly off. I think it is better to be a vegetarian but occasionally, the call of the hot dog overpowers my ethics.
“I am the epitome of a walking contradiction for various reasons, only one of which being that I feel my existence is of heaven and hell.”
“He told us he was going to take crime out of the streets. He did. He took it into the damn White House.”