I was sad Jon Ronson, who wrote in the Guardian and has made a TV show for Channel 4, took against me.
“I've been thinking a lot about next year, which will be the first time in 25 years that I don't have a child at home.”
“Unavoidable circumstances prevent me from giving you ample written instructions. Such however as may be deemed necessary will be prepared and sent to you at the City of Washington in a very few days.”