The irony is that the more unapologetically sexist men are in movies, the more women tend to be attracted to them in person.
“I was voted best-looking kid in high school but, as you can see, things changed. I used to say I was a 260 pound Woody Allen. You can make that 295 pound now.”
“I pressed my father's hand and told him I would protect his grave with my life. My father smiled and passed away to the spirit land.”