I don't think I'm egotistical as much as I'm taking responsibility for what I'm putting out there.
“I never got into using my phone's calendar. It's easier to write in my Tiffany day planner. There's something charming about having a datebook.”
“I've told Billy if I ever caught him cheating, I wouldn't kill him because I love his children and they need a dad. But I would beat him up. I know where all of his sports injuries are.”