The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's for damn sure.
“It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting around for the right script to come along, I decided to write one myself.”
“I liked Latin, I like languages, I liked all the myths, and the Roman tales that we were required to translate in Latin, and all these interesting people who were never quite what they thought they would be or seemed to be.”