It's all kinds of these profound things crashing on you when your child arrives into the world. It's like you've met your reason to live.
“I'm proud of myself. I could break and go get all this plastic surgery and get my nose fixed and get lipo or do whatever, but I haven't chosen to do that because I know I'm a great person. I'm pretty damn hot, if you ask me.”
“The first draught serveth for health, the second for pleasure, the third for shame, and the fourth for madness.”