I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.
“My husband was an Air Force pilot man years ago and recently an Air Force wife thanked me for my service! I laughed and said, 'No, I wasn't in the Air Force, my husband was!' And she smiled and said, 'If he served, you served. And thank you.'”
“Bleaching my hair for Two Moon Junction... my hair was fried and I looked like an idiot.”