I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
One of my favorite episodes was the one in which Homer grew hair. That was a very unique episode, since there was a gay secretary, but that wasn't even the issue of the show-the issue was Homer's image changing because he had hair.
As a singer, I might have fallen among thieves. I wonder if I'd still be alive by now.