“I've always assumed that my parents and my in-laws would live with me when I get older and have children. I just assume it will happen and that it's the right way to do things. It's a deeply Indian custom - that you kind of inherit your parents and your spouse's parents and you take care of them eve”

“Our current identification system is so disjointed that the World Trade Center terrorists had a total of 63 valid driver's licenses between them.”