It couldn't sound like a dog, because K9 isn't a dog, but I made it sound as mechanical as possible.
“A finite world can support only a finite population; therefore, population growth must eventually equal zero.”
“I'm always a big fan of if you approach somebody politely about something and you're not a nudge - you're just pretty honest and simple, my kind of philosophy is that I'm not afraid of 'no,' and that's way different than 'I won't take no for an answer.'”