Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them.
“I am happy at Leeds and I want to stay. There has been talk that Leeds might sell some players, but all the players believe we can win some silverware next season and it is important that we are all kept together.”
“I have a hard time defending the production of candy, given that it is basically crack for children and makes them dependent in unwholesome ways.”