I believe in the nobility of entertaining people and I take great, great pride that people are willing to give me two or three hours of their busy lives.
“I had a meal in Pizza Hut and the waitress told me I didn't need to pay. So I decided to be a bit cheeky and ask for more pizza and garlic bread.”
“In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.”