It is a far, far better thing to have a firm anchor in nonsense than to put out on the troubled seas of thought.
“In Hollywood people lie to each other and cheat each other and then go and play tennis. But I don't want to be a tennis player.”
“Onions and bacon cooking up just makes your kitchen smell so good. In fact, one day I'm going to come up with a room deodorizer that smells like bacon and onions. It's a fabulous smell.”