So by the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble.
I'm incredibly boring; I had a very happy childhood. I never starved, nor did I have a silver spoon in my mouth. I'm one of those terribly middle-of-the-road, British middle class, South London gents.
The missionaries go forth to Christianize the savages - as if the savages weren't dangerous enough already.

