In England, I'm a horror movie director. In Germany, I'm a filmmaker. In the US, I'm a bum.
They dined on mince, and slices of quince, Which they ate with a runcible spoon; And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand, They danced by the light of the moon.
I think wine is such a big universe that it's kind of like food - it's intimidating to a lot of people, myself included.

