In England, I'm a horror movie director. In Germany, I'm a filmmaker. In the US, I'm a bum.
I've always liked people who know me to like me, because I think I'm quite likeable. But people who make up their minds based on the image in the papers or a voice on a pop record? They're idiots.
When people come to see my stand-up, they get a chance to see my characters interact with each other.

