I thought to myself, Join the army. It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds.
“Mark Twain's Roughing It is a book that many people don't know about, but I highly recommend to anybody at any age.”
“A trip to the mainland was a big event and happened maybe once a year, although now you can get across in a speed boat in seven minutes but then it was a long way away.”