I thought to myself, Join the army. It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds.
There is no point in asking a man a question until you have established whether he has any reason to lie to you.
I have managed to infuriate the bank bosses; acquire a fatwa from the revolutionary guards of the trades union movement; frighten the 'Daily Telegraph' with a progressive graduate payment; and upset very rich people who are trying to dodge British taxes. I must be doing something right.

