I thought to myself, Join the army. It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds.
“It's sad that the most glorious of sexual experiences can make us feel guilty, ashamed, embarrassed, and abnormal.”
“Anybody can have a birthday. It requires nothing. Murderers have birthdays. It's the opposite of anything that I believe in. And I don't like at work where you stop everything to sing 'Happy Birthday' to someone. I feel like that's for children.”