If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.
“Monofilament is what you use to go fishing. The line on your fishing rod is probably going to be black. You get to the end of the line and you tie on this clear plastic, thin thread called monofilament.”
“Having a little boy has taken me to a very deep place. I am starting to realize everything I ever worried about was such a waste of time.”