I have accepted a seat in the House of Representatives, and thereby have consented to my own ruin, to your ruin, and to the ruin of our children. I give you this warning that you may prepare your mind for your fate.
If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling; if you can use either one, it's a miracle.
It looks like I'm this huge shark going in for the kill... I don't know what I was thinking.

