“I just got on Twitter because there was some MTV film blog that quoted me on something really innocuous that I supposedly said on Twitter before I was even on Twitter. So then I had to get on Twitter to say: 'This is me. I'm on Twitter. If there's somebody else saying that they're me on Twitter, the”

“Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none.”