Heels are really hard to wear. I feel bad for every girl that has to wear heels or chooses to wear heels. They're not fun.
Nothing gives me quite so much joy as when people tell me they've had their pets spayed or neutered.
I know how guys talk, so I'm not easily offended. Guys can fight and be best friends five minutes later. Women have to air it out, hold on to it, work on it.

