Heels are really hard to wear. I feel bad for every girl that has to wear heels or chooses to wear heels. They're not fun.
“The minimum wage is the black teenage unemployment act. It is the guaranteed way of holding the poor, the minorities and the disenfranchised out of the mainstream is if you price their original services too high.”
“Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.”