If I'm going to fly for more than twenty feet it's generally a good idea to get a stunt guy.
A woman is always a mystery: one must not be fooled by her face and her hearts inspiration.
Being on a comedy tour is like traveling with family, everyone is all having a great time... then all of a sudden it turns sour. One thing gets said out of turn, and everyone is on everyone's last nerve. After an hour of silence, we all start laughing about it.

