I was living in New York City and flat broke. My next door neighbor was an actor and he always seemed to be having more fun than I was. He convinced me to give acting a shot, but because of my shyness I was sure it would be a lost cause.
“Most comic scriptwriters are very bad. The artists are good, but the writers are so bad.”
“A politician is a person with whose politics you don't agree; if you agree with him he's a statesman.”