I think I knew acting was what I wanted to do. But I was from this small town and there was no place for an adult to recognise it.
“It's not listed in the Bible, but my spiritual gift, my specific calling from God, is to be a television talk-show host.”
“I've never really worked on them. Just once in a while one hits me and makes me laugh. My Al Gore was sort of like a gay Gomer Pyle.”