The truth is, we have this idea that late night is about creativity and being cool, but that's not our job. Our job is to get as many people watching the commercials in between our show. That's the reality of it.
“I'm an adventurer and I enjoy all types of things, and eating is a part of that. It's just too bad we have to watch what we eat.”
“Only when the voice of duty is silent, or when it has already spoken, may we allowably think of the consequences of a particular action.”