On Letterman and Leno, it always bothers me when they go outside the studio and it's daytime.
“When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'”
“Americans enjoy uniformity in a way that the British don't; they wanted everybody of a sort of nice chorus line height and here I was, this person who was a good three inches taller than anyone else on the end of the line.”