I wanted to be a Priest at one point. I was pretty religious. I was an altar boy, and I was good at it. Then, I started meeting girls and I'm like 'You know, maybe I shouldn't be a Priest.'
“If my forgeries looked as bad as the CBS documents, it would have been 'Catch Me In Two Days'.”
“Some people talk of morality, and some of religion, but give me a little snug property.”