I like to write a joke without any fat on it.The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically.
“It's amazing how quickly people on the internet can pick something up, but it's also amazing how quickly they can drop it.”
“If I knew how to operate a DVR, you'd find episodes of 'The Tavis Smiley Show,' 'Democracy Now!' and lots of stuff from TV Land. What you can find now on my Hulu account are Korean soap operas, 'Grey's Anatomy' and films from the Criterion collection.”