I like to write a joke without any fat on it.The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically.
“But I've always been accused of being a bit tight with money, so it hasn't particularly changed my lifestyle.”
“Chocolate is the first luxury. It has so many things wrapped up in it: Deliciusness in the moment, childhood memories, and that grin-inducing feeling of getting a reward for being good.”