I like to write a joke without any fat on it.The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically.
“Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal.”
“That men should live honestly, quietly, and comfortably together, it is needful that they should live under a sense of God's will, and in awe of the divine power, hoping to please God, and fearing to offend Him, by their behaviour respectively.”