I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh.
“My lord, I will tell you what the case was. I was coming up within a league of the Dutchman, and some of my men were making a mutiny about taking her, and my gunner told the people he could put the captain in a way to take the ship, and be safe.”
“You look at the fact that for millions of years species on earth have been developing and we've been knocking them off at like a hundred a day.”