I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh.
It's one of those records that will stand forever. I really can't imagine anyone touching it.
At first, I spend about four hours a day writing. Toward the end of a book, I spend up to 16 hours a day on it, because all I want to do is make it good and get it done.

