I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh.
“I have never met a happy atheist. I believe in separation of church and state, but I think we have gone so far over in the other direction of separating church and state.”
“I like reading Ball Tongue lyrics and all that stuff. And they published a book, and I wouldn't give my lyrics, and it's all wrong in the book, and I giggle. It's funny.”