As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing.
I also remember the second band I was in ever. We were called Hybrid. We got a show at this local street fair, and we were playing on the back of a flatbed truck. There was an ad in the paper, and it said that 'Hybird' is playing. I was so mad.
People used to always ask, and I would say I wanted to be an actress. When they would ask why, I would say because my mother has so much fun.

