Your kids inevitably want to move where they had their vacations when they were younger.
I've worked behind counters serving food, and I've lived on the circus train, and I've led bicycle tours in Eastern Europe and the Balkans and Russia. I've been a key liner for a newspaper, I've done typesetting. Oh, all sorts of things.
Nobody can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own.