I trained as a ballet dancer and fell in love with Rudolf Nureyev; I thought him the most beautiful creature. My mum had to break it to me that not only was he gay, but he was dead.
“Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer.”
“Dread lord and cousin, may the almighty preserve your reverence and lordship in long life and good fortune.”