The worst gift that I ever gave a girl was a suitcase for Christmas. As in, 'I can't think of anything to give you, but here's a new suitcase.' Afterward, I was like, 'What were you thinking, idiot?'
“The federal government has a responsibility to protect all Americans from potential terrorist attack.”
“Peace, of course, is different from divorce; indeed, in essential respects, divorce is the opposite of peace.”