The worst gift that I ever gave a girl was a suitcase for Christmas. As in, 'I can't think of anything to give you, but here's a new suitcase.' Afterward, I was like, 'What were you thinking, idiot?'
“Storytelling is not what I do for a living - it is how I do all that I do while I am living.”
“I am neither a homosexual nor a eunuch, nor have I ever taken any vows of chastity.”