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Type: Comedian Born: March 16, 1960 |
And there is a beautiful thing which is wonderful, to look like a woman, not a green bean.
When I was a little kid, I wrote this play about all these characters living in a haunted house. There was a witch who lived there, and a mummy. When they were all hassling him, this guy who bought the house - I can't believe I remember this - he said to them, 'Who's paying the mortgage on this haun