I can't watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. That's my job.
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Type: Comedian Born: March 16, 1960 |
“So for a year I spent all my time hiding from Jack Charlton in the car park practising my skills.”
“His mouth had been used as a latrine by some small creature of the night, and then as its mausoleum.”