As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you gave up smoking.
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Type: Comedian Born: March 16, 1960 |
“I love working out. It's my release. I've done it since I've been in the military.”
“The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.”