Sometimes when I pick up a book off the shelf, when I'm buying a new book to read, I'll look at all of them and they all have the exact same words inside, but I'll think that one is meant to go home with me. I'll never pick the first thing off the shelf, I'll always go one behind.
“There are three easy ways of losing money - racing is the quickest, women the most pleasant, and farming the most certain.”
“On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking for the cartoon guy.”