I hate to say it because I feel like it might be a jinx, but yes - knock on wood - I have never broken a bone.
We're comic. We're all comics. We live in a comic time. And the worse it gets the more comic we are.
I tried to go out for theater or theater arts, but I was too scared or too intimidated. But I had a lot of friends on the cross country team that had great senses of humor.