If you're an employer, you want to hire an employee who'll do their job, not do your bidding.
“Oh yeah people recognize me, but the craziest thing? I mean I've had the normal autographs... but I had to sign a baby's carriage once. I thought that was weird, so yeah, I guess that's the craziest thing.”
“I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry.”