I studied English literature in the honors program, which means that you had to take courses in various centuries. You had to start with Old English, Middle English, and work your way toward the modern. I figured if I did that it would force me to read some of the things I might not read on my own.
“I wanted to learn how to skate backwards and they wouldn't help me and they went off and left me on my own.”
“If I was not allowed to mention that I was in the film industry, I could go six months without getting a kiss.”