I had a briefcase at one point, but it was a kind of 1980s New Wave briefcase. It was made of some kind of cardboard and it had metal hinges. It was kind of faux industrial looking, and I used to carry my books in it rather than a backpack. I didn't want to have normal student accoutrements.
During a big rock show, you can flub a few things and nobody will hear it, because it gets buried under everything else.
I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.

