By definition, gay is smart. I see plenty of macho heterosexual idiots, but nine times out of 10 you can have a great conversation if you find a gay guy.
“I was ordered not to go out to Abu Ghraib after dark early on, because Abu Ghraib was extremely dangerous.”
“I love pets and I love animals, and I just got a new puppy, a new rescue named Peanut. She's a tiny little Chihuahua mix.”