If you don't look like Rupert Graves or Hugh Grant, they'll have you playing the gardener.
“I do an awful lot of scuba diving. I love to be on the ocean, under the ocean. I live next to the ocean.”
“None can less afford to delay than the aged sinner. Now is the time. Now or never. You have, as it were, one foot already in the grave. Your opportunities will soon be over. Strive, then, I entreat you, to enter in at the strait gate.”